darn.

pfffffft hahahaha.

i’d rather be broke and with people i love.  

too bad my grandparents see this as a mental disorder.

or maybe they’d quit wasting their money

and stop going too.

but i always did find that one guy whose only job was to cut slices off of a giant ham for patrons who wanted some to be rather amusing…  oh ham guy, i hope they dont hate on your ham skills too much this year. 

how absurd.

i wonder if ham guy always had to leave his ham wife and ham kids to go do his froofy ham job on christmas morning when he’d probably rather be drinking ham beer and watching ham ball in his ham house.  that’s right, i said ham job.  i bet there are thousands of americans who don’t have jobs, let alone ham jobs.  if i was a little kid, i’d write to santa to give out more ham jobs.  

how absurd.

merry christmas.

xo, pirata

(originally written 23 December 2009)