seriously, this shit feels like it wants to explode.  right now my pituitary is doing all sorts of wacko shit, throwing out hormones like its complements from a  drunk.  then my ovaries are like its side kicks or some crap and they are like “yeah we’re gonna spit out hormones too” because apparently thats what the cool kids do in the human reproductive cycle of a woman.  so then my innards all shout because they are caught in the crossfire so they rebel and take up as much water as possible.  then i feel 4 dress sizes bigger than i was yesterday.  then that cyst on my left ovary goes hog wild and i can fucking SEE it making a lump of itself. meanwhile my brain gets very exhausted from of all of this and decided to eliminate certain functions it was once capable of like i dunno patience, tolerance, and reason.